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Funny Cat I'll Put You In The Trunk And Help People Look For You Card

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A dark-humored illustration features a grumpy black cat with narrowed, cynical yellow eyes. The cat sits behind a counter, holding a steaming mug that reads "TOO CUTE TO CARE." Above, the text warns, "I'LL PUT YOU IN THE TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU," with "TRUNK" highlighted in bold red. A jagged red banner at the bottom completes the defiant message: "DON'T TEST ME."

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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